The corner of St.Paul and Dufferin

I'm at the stoplights looking across the intersection at a blue Cavalier with it's ugly black bra, come on! A car bra? What's next car underwear? Heaven forbid your bumper should get exhaust stains on it. I understand the purpose of the car bra, but they look so damn stupid. run the risk of stone chips on the hood or drive around in the S&M car with it's hot black leather Bra, hell add some whips and chains while you're at it you sadistic bastard. Buy a fucking touch-up paint stick which will also have a clear coat and send the bra back to whichever hell it came from. thanks for coming out, goodnight all.