more people who piss me off

people who chew with their mouths open, I mean what the hell is wrong with you. Did you not have any parents, did they chew with their mouths open making digusting smacking noises while little particles of food are jettisoned from their gaping maws. Oh my god! I can't believe I have to breath the same air as these morons. Have a little respect for yourselves you vile little bastards.
Now that I have that off my chest, why is it that people think because they are in their car it is okay the pick there noses in public(bad form), not only pick these nasty little boogers but inspect them right there in front of the world. I mean what are you thinking " Wow! now wonder I've been having trouble breathing, I could have patched the hole in the titantic with that sucker!" I hope you get rear-ended jamming that finger right into your pea-brain. Now that would be news worthy
"Booger Boy lobotomizes self at East and Main, film at eleven"...Sigh...

The day so far

I'm on the fifth cigarette in two hours, the phone rings, long distance I don't answer. It's CIBC...again...I know it. My payments are always late, and some cheery schmuck is going to ask me to call them back at 1-800-whatever and speak to the first available representative, all the while speaking in that overly polite mode. I hate them, I hate them all. I'm sure they are all very nice people but please just...fuck off. I'll pay it when I get around to it and no matter how polite you are it is not going to make me pay you any faster, in fact you just piss me off. Maybe I'll pay you next week.
People who have that "June Cleaver" politeness annoy me, people who refer to themselves in the third person...should be stoned in the town square,(this is quickly becoming a rant), people who do the air quotations at all the wrong times...should have their fingers broken. people who laugh at their own jokes who are the only ones who laugh at their own jokes...need to shut the hell up, and those people who always have a better story than you...they should just die...bottom line. Stupid people annoy me, they should have their own country over time they would just kill themselves off through random acts of stupidity. Don't get me wrong we all have our moments but these people live in those moments.
I have to end this now it is totally ruining my day.

Monday morning memories

I watch out the window of my apartment as a child no more than seven or eight plods by. He is wearing a fall jacket with the hood up, the strings are pulled tight, offering up little protection against the chill wind that is biting at him. the napsack on his back is almost as big as he is, he has blue jeans on, they are to short, exposing naked ankles. And the little brown leather sandals on his feet offer no warmth to his tiny frozen toes. Way to go parents. Clutched in his hands seems to be a school project, we'll call it a collage of some sort although this is just a guess, it is covered with a garbage bag and it is much bigger than he is. Every time the wind picks up he turns sideways to keep himself from being blown over. It makes me smile, I remember when those were my frozen little toes...